Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. But on each run

he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day

after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for

what was most certainly to follow.

“Fifty dollars!” she would cry out from the curb.

“No, Five dollars!” fired back Clinton

This ritual between Bill and the hooker  continued for days. He’d run

by and she’d yell, “Fifty dollars!”

And he’d yell back, “Five dollars!”

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her

husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street

corner, Bill realized the “pro” would bark her $50 offer and Hillary

would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings. He

realized he should have a darn good explanation for the Secretary of

State.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill

became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog

past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled…

See what you get for five bucks!?”